More Air Travel Mishaps and Announcements
United Flight Attendant announced, ‘People, people we’re not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!
On landing, the stewardess said, ‘Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you’re going to leave anything, please make sure it’s something we’d like to have.
‘There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane’
