Airline Travel Blog

The most innovative, never before thought of idea has finally arrived at the feet of pet lovers everywhere. This sensational, as well innovative, idea is a concept which includes the pets of enthusiastic owners when flying to any of five destinations.

Airline travel has forever been exclusive to humans, although there are cases of non domestic animals benefiting from domestic airlines. More unique to the situation is that this airline specifically caters to pet owners and it is implied that one must bring it’s pet along for the journey.

As an alternative to road trips this establishment is an explosive taste of diversity in such a society that scrutinizes pet-pampering. The alternative to manual driving is a better investment because if anyone has ever been on a road trip with pets, it is an exhausting and potentially dangerous event that may qualify as chemical warfare in some countries.

However, it was mentioned that pets are being transported but it is more specifically targeted towards only canines and felines. The relevant article states that animal passengers will have nourishment, as included in the fee for flight, and a stewardess to accommodate them as they take what may be their very first flight. Good tidings to these airlines and two paws up!

United Flight Attendant announced, ‘People, people we’re not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!

On landing, the stewardess said, ‘Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you’re going to leave anything, please make sure it’s something we’d like to have.

‘There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane’

Check out some of these announcements heard by passengers on flights. It’s good to have a sense of humor about air travel these days!

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a ‘Thanks for flying our airline.’ He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane.

She said, ‘Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?’

‘Why, no, Ma’am,’ said the pilot. ‘What is it?’

The little old lady said, ‘Did we land, or were we shot down?’

As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Ronald Reagan, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: ‘Whoa, big fella, WHOA!’

The Latest American Hero!

Here at Airline Travel Sucks, we are constantly looking for positive Air Travel Stories.

Travelers experience so many miserable little things when flying, like long lines, grouchy airport staff, tired, hungry, and more.

That’s why it’s fabulous to hear about the pilot of US Airways Flight 1549, Chesley B. Sullenburger, who, on Thursday January 15th, 2009, and with the help of his heroic crew, saved the lives of 155 passengers.

So, let’s give them a little more respect when we are traveling.

Yes the airports and airlines can do it better, but in most cases it’s not their fault.

Lighten up and think about plunging into freezing cold water at high spped with your head between your knees and a 155 people praying for their lives.

The cramped seats, crowds, and other frustrations of flying might just seem a little less important.